Katana VentraIP

"I think we agree, the past is over."[12] – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, on meeting with John McCain; May 10, 2000

[11]

"They misunderestimated me." – Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

[13]

"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully." – , September 29, 2000, while attempting to reassure the business community that he does not support tearing down dams to protect endangered fish species.[14]

Saginaw, Michigan

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'" – Nashville, Tennessee; September 17, 2002. The standard proverb is "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me".[16]

[15]

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."[17] – Poplar Bluff, Missouri; September 6, 2004

OB-GYNs

"I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there's an voice saying exactly what happened."[18] – announcing he would write a book about "the 12 toughest decisions" he had to make. The correct word would have been authoritative.

authoritarian

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the ."[19][20]

propaganda

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this ." – Washington, D.C., in an interview with The Jerusalem Post; May 12, 2008[21][22]

Oval Office

(examples of homophonic translation)

Anguish Languish

Chernomyrdinka

(verbal gaffes by British sports commentators)

Colemanballs

(similar gaffe attributed to Donald Trump)

Covfefe

(e.g., saying "old-timers' disease" instead of "Alzheimer's disease")

Eggcorn

Freudian slip

a recurring sketch airing on Late Show with David Letterman during the Bush administration

Great Moments in Presidential Speeches

(a Bushism, pluralizing "Internet", that has become a catchphrase)

Internets

List of nicknames used by George W. Bush

Malapropism

Putinisms

(e.g., "Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?")

Spoonerism

Strategery

(Yogi Berra)

Yogiism

DubyaSpeak.com

by Jacob Weisberg

The Complete Bushisms