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The Cheap Detective

The Cheap Detective is a 1978 American mystery comedy film written by Neil Simon and directed by Robert Moore.[3]

The Cheap Detective

Sidney Levin
Michael A. Stevenson

Columbia Pictures

  • June 23, 1978 (1978-06-23)

92 minutes

United States

English
German

$5-6 million[1]

$28,221,552[2]

Plot[edit]

Lou Peckinpaugh (Peter Falk), a bumbling San Francisco private detective, tries to prove himself innocent of his partner's murder while helping a bizarre array of characters recover a lost treasure. A large number of people are murdered in crazy death poses before he finds out from Pepe Damascus that they were all after a large egg-shaped diamond. Vladimir Tserijemiwtz, who had the diamond, is shot by his partner Marcel in the theft and dies after having been bleeding for 10 years. At the end everyone confronts Peckinpaugh in his office to find that the diamond was actually a real egg.

as Lou Peckinpaugh (Humphrey Bogart)

Peter Falk

as Jezebel Dezire

Ann-Margret

as Betty DeBoop

Eileen Brennan

as Ezra Dezire/Vladimir Tserijemiwtz

Sid Caesar

as Bess (Lee Patrick)

Stockard Channing

as Marcel

James Coco

as Pepe Damascus (Peter Lorre)

Dom DeLuise

as Marlene DuChard (Ingrid Bergman)

Louise Fletcher

as Jasper Blubber (Sydney Greenstreet)

John Houseman

as Mrs. Montenegro (Mary Astor)

Madeline Kahn

as Paul DuChard (Paul Henreid)

Fernando Lamas

as Georgia Merkle (Gladys George)

Marsha Mason

as Hoppy

Phil Silvers

as Sgt. Rizzuto

Abe Vigoda

as Boy (Elisha Cook Jr.)

Paul Williams

as Col. Schlissel (Conrad Veidt)

Nicol Williamson

as Sgt. Crosetti

Carmine Caridi

as Schnell

James Cromwell

as Tinker (Dooley Wilson)

Scatman Crothers

as Captain

David Ogden Stiers

as Lieutenant DiMaggio

Vic Tayback

as Qvicker

John Calvin

as Cabbie

Jonathan Banks

Reception[edit]

The film grossed $5,113,743 in its opening weekend from 648 theaters, finishing third for the weekend behind Grease and Jaws 2 in their second weekends.[5] Film critic Roger Ebert stated that "If you loved The Maltese Falcon and can recite all the best lines from Casablanca by heart, you'll hate 'The Cheap Detective', which is basically just the year's classiest and most expensive rip-off."[6]


A number of critics gave the film very positive reviews: The Fresno Bee noted that "Neil Simon has done it again. Written a film that is funny, entertaining, and a treat for old movie buffs."[7]


Ed Mintz founded CinemaScore in 1979 after disliking The Cheap Detective despite being a fan of Neil Simon and hearing another disappointed attendee wanting to hear the opinions of ordinary people instead of critics.[8]

– a 1976 film featuring Falk as a similar character (another Sam Spade parody) that was written by Simon and directed by Moore.[9]

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